Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)