Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.