What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Straight, No Chaser.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.