How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

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What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast?

A working stiff

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.