How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

App Jokes More App Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.