What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.