What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

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What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.