What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense