How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.