What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What did the right nut say to the left nut?

This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out