What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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When does Ronald McDonald's baby sleep?

The McCrib

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!