Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Economist Jokes More Economist Jokes

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers