Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?

lmayo ahh

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve