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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.