How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.