What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.