What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Johnson Jokes More Johnson Jokes

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to