How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.