How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.