How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.