How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face