How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.