How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/