How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

A menstrual bicycle.

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer