How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

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Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.