How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance