What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.