What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"