What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs