What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.