What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"