How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.