How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.