How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.