What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.