What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise