What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.