You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Cowboom!
A boomerang
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
He got hit by a bus
The ground.
getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Tsunami Warning
Goes better with their eyes.
Ten Tickles