How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ?

Bellows me some money can I have it please !

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How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes