How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Slinkie Jokes More Slinkie Jokes

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.