Linoleum blownapart.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Tosses them off.
Pacific rim
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
Having to toss everyone's salad
See you on the flip side.
Then I frown & order the soup.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Olive Oil.
When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
The training.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!
One life
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Make it Tso's Number One."
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
New Yolk
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
