Linoleum blownapart.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Tosses them off.
Pacific rim
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
Having to toss everyone's salad
See you on the flip side.
Then I frown & order the soup.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Olive Oil.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Caesar salad
Ceasar
Idaho
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
Arrr son!
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
About 60 pounds.
An Atari 2600 has more game. :)
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
A carpet.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
