What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.