What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!