What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!