What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.