How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.