What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.