What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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What Does Reddit stand for?

Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From