How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81