What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.