What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Previous Random Joke Next

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.