How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.