they go to the moovies
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Post on Sundays.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays
Because all the other days are week days.
Because he had a membership.
It saves its sole.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Palm Sunday.
The cold shoulder
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
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payday vs prayday.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Neither one delivers on Sunday!
he has Divine Right of way
A: She went to sea a movie.
Half Life 3 Confirmed!
Neither deliver on Sundays.
He had a Saturday Night Fever
They don't deliver on Sunday
Birds of Pray
Swallow Jesus.
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Sunday school.
Squash.
Simon 16
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Reddit
Everybody hates Pilipinos.
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
A cold shoulder
He got the cold shoulder.
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
The nba
Neighbor
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
Cause he's dead.
