How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy