Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy