Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What did the computer say?

too weak.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?