What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!