How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?