When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear