Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.