Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table