Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth