How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ?

Bill-tup area !

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill