What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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Brothel sprouts.

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You don't - they're born that way.

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It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Winnie the Pooh !

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.