What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite