How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.