How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach