What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.