Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Which is the most powerful colour?

Super Cyan

What's the strongest color?

Super Cyan

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

Purple Jokes More Purple Jokes

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Blue Light Jokes More Blue Light Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.