Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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What's the strongest color?

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Which is the most powerful colour?

Super Cyan

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.