What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

How did you get into my house?

business.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.