How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.