What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.