What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...