How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.